So, I really didn’t know what to write about, until I asked Tim, who noticed me playing with my hair and said, “Write about hairstyles.” I decided that that was a little too vague, so I thought I’d do my own version of ‘Who Wore It Better’? Like the ones you see in People, Cosmopolitan and other magazines.
The Short Do
Here we have Anne Hathaway, who had a very important role (spoiler: she dies) in Les Miserables. She is sporting a really short haircut, which I think makes her look a little like an autistic lesbian, but that’s just me.
And here, we have Emma Watson from Harry Potter, also showcasing a short, signature hairstyle. To be fair, she has on more makeup than Anne Hathaway, but I still think Emma really wears the style better, overall.
Here, pictured above, we have a Snookie, who likes to wear its hair in a humongous poof. I believe that if you dug through it and looked hard enough, you could probably find all of the Russian’s military secrets, along with Jimmy Hoffa.
This is Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has a more tamed poof. It does not call attention to itself and it does not house long lost criminals. I approve of this poof, for what it’s worth.
This is an example of a stupid one. I do not understand why you would want to wear this across your forehead.
This is an example of a hair accessory I actually like. It is really cute. After this, I might just get on eBay and look for some.
Here, we have Nicki Minaj and Blake Lively, both wearing black and white dresses of opposite dominance, one long and the other short. Which do you like better? I have to go with Blake’s—Nicki looks like a prostitute with really bad hair.
Little black dress! Khloe Khardashian or Britney Spears? I say Britney. She looks more comfortable.
Selena Gomez or Jordan Pruitt? I think they both wear it equally well, but I like the shade of Jordan’s dress better.
Who did this one better, Khloe or Kim? Trick question! Neither. Since when is it stylish to be seen in public wearing what appears to be hospital scrubs/neon colored trash bag harem pants?!
Here, we have the French general and conqueror, Napoleon Bonaparte, known for his raging battle with syphilis and short stature…
And the American general and president, George Washington. Personally, I think Napoleon looks quite regal on his horse and he rocked his iconic hand-in-jacket pose, but George Washington looks kick ass on the front of his boat. But Napoleon gets points for reaching the stirrups on his horsey.
Here, is Pikachu. He is a very pretty yellow color.
And here is Taylor Swift who, consequently, is my example of how not to wear yellow. Pikachu for the win!!!!!
Bald People and Their Contributions
This is Britney Spears. While she did give us hits like, “Oops I Did It Again” and “Slave 4 You”…
I think Ghandi wins this one.
Who would win in a fight? A BigMac?….
Or a Whopper? I’ve never had either, but I say BigMac.
Favorite Black Sitcom Character
Hmm, The Fresh Prince?…
Or that kid from Diffr’ent Strokes.
And I said, “Nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air!”